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Sarge guards, entertains, and grows your Telegram group. 24/7, fully automated, zero mercy.
Communities under Sarge's command
Rooms without Premium Operations enabled - activate in /settings to go public
Communities that once served under Sarge's command
Admin impersonation detection, username & name-change monitoring, link & forward filtering, captcha verification, and anti-raid lockdown. Cross-room reputation flags bad actors everywhere Sarge patrols.
Custom AI persona built for your community. Roasts, banter, unprompted burns - adapts to your vibe. Adjustable response rate, profanity, roast level, and length. R. Lee Ermey meets Web3.
On-demand AI chat summaries from 1h to 30 days. Key topics, notable quotes, sentiment analysis. Free auto daily summary on your schedule.
Morning and afternoon crypto briefs delivered free. BTC, ETH, SOL prices, market analysis, and Sarge's tactical assessment. Customizable delivery times.
AI-generated personalized greetings for every new member. 5 unique variations, lock your favorites, auto-include project info and social links.
Use your existing Telegram PFP or DM a custom photo. 8 art styles including Cartoon, Anime, Cyberpunk, and Military. Admins fund a credit pool for free member gens.
Hourly activity heatmaps, top chatters, raid tracking across X/Reddit/TikTok, membership trends, and force strength over time. All viewable on the web.
Enlisted ranks earned through XP (chatting, spending tokens, daily activity). Officer ranks by community vote. Callsigns via /tribunal. Leaderboards per room.
Mad Libs war stories with multiplayer voting, interactive missions, premium roasts, and jokes. All powered by AI, all in character.
Ask Sarge anything. He scans the internet in real time and AI-summarizes an up-to-date response. Crypto prices, project info, breaking news - always current, always in character.
Rooms start with 10 free tokens. 2/day keeps the chatbot active. Members buy tokens by sending SOL - no wallet connection needed. Tip, spend, resupply.
Distribute SPL tokens directly to your community's wallets. Bulk drops, individual rewards by @name, min balance filters, random subsets, and custom announcement images.
Add @Sarge_Trench_Bot to your group. Make him admin with Delete Messages and Ban Users permissions.
Run /register in your group's General Chat. Sarge locks in and starts tracking. You get 10 free tokens.
Open /settings to enable features: chatbot, guard, welcome greetings, PFP generator, and more. Fill in Room Details (project name, description, socials, CA) so Sarge can answer questions about your project.
Sarge's currency — powering premium features and keeping rooms operational
Belong to you. Used for premium commands like roasts, jokes, games, summaries, and the PFP generator. Spending tokens earns XP toward higher ranks.
Belong to the room. Fuel the Premium chatbot (2 tokens/day). Any member can donate personal tokens to keep a room running via /resupply.
Run /wallet and paste your Solana public address. That's it — no wallet connects, no seed phrases, no signing. Just a public address.
Send any amount of SOL to the payment address shown in your wallet. Tokens are credited automatically — no manual verification needed.
Tokens appear in your balance instantly. Use them on commands, or run /resupply to donate tokens to a room and keep it Premium.
Sarge never asks for wallet connections, permissions, or private keys. You only share your public address — the same address anyone can see on a block explorer. Just make sure you send SOL from the same address you registered so Sarge can link the payment to your profile. Your wallet address is kept private and never shared.